Dear Murray i just moved to LA from Dayton, Ohio and I have noticed that I am having problems getting laid. Telling them about my 80’s theme band “Pink Rock Glitter” doesn’t seem to impress them, and all I can afford is a damaged rental car from this werid pakistani […]
Dear Murray: My ex bf wants me back. We’ve been broken up a year & he’s been contacting me saying he loves me.? We broke up because he was online talking to girls all the time & he said I didnt trust him. But now he’s saying he wants me […]
Dear Murray what do you think about a recently divorced guy who’s 38 years old, has long bleached-blonde hair, wears big chains and just got his nipples and his tongue pierced? i have to work with this guy and i’m beginning to wonder if maybe he’s some sort of latent […]
Dear Murray You’d look much sexier without the beard. Will you shave it? -Angela THERE YOU GO trying to change me again. You don’t get a beard like this without lotsa hard work. Look at those dudes in ZZ Top. YEARS of hard work, and it paid off. They are […]
Dear Murray: I have recently turned 40. (thanks for the comment pal) anyway I have started farting since my birthday!! Its weird we had soft non gassy foods at my celebration because my teeth starting falling out a couple of days before my b-day and my doc said nothing spicy…Do […]