Wanna Do Some Blow?

Dear Murray: After binging on cocaine for 12 days, I experienced some rough heart palpitations. I sent my rent-a-girl home, gave her the rest of the white as a tip, went to bed and got some sleep. Its been two days and I haven’t touched the Bolivian Marching Powder but my heart still beats irregularly and it sometimes feels like its straining to leap out of my ribcage like one …continue…

Murray’s 12 steps to cure you from being a DICK

  Dear Murray: Do you have much knowledge or thoughts on 12 step programs? One of my questions, can you recover from addiction to crack cocaine but be able to drink socially at some point? You know Murray ain’t never needed any 12-step program. The first step would be them telling me how to live my life, and the next 11 steps would be my feet on their face and …continue…

Middle-Aged Whore-in-Training

Dear Murray: Okay, here’s the story: We’ve been apart on and off for about 4 months now. You probably remember me from a situation that happened here with him a month and a half ago..the whole thing was a bunch of crap and he lied big time about us not being together..but anyway, He’s been online meeting other females, took them out when we weren’t together for a day or …continue…

Dude even sucks at stalking!

Dear Murray I admit that I have a few mental issues that probably stem from poor childhood nutrition, and rampant adolescent drug use. Needless to say, I’m needy, loney, and haven’t been laid since there was a democrat in office. Since most people cross to the other side of the street when I’m in public I prefer the safer cyber-space world. When I meet men or women online…they say I’m …continue…