Leave that job in STYLE

Dear Murray: Help me out please. I need an idea of how to exact my revenge without getting arrested. Here’s why: I’ve worked at this piece of shit company for a little over a year now. I was hired to do HR work and instead I get to do bullshit secretary work. The execs at this place are all chauvinistic pigs (I wasn’t aware of this when I accepted the …continue…

My job sucks (OMG I BET I’M THE ONLY ONE!)

Dear Murray I have been contemplating leaving my job for another one. What should I do? -C Ahh, hell. If you’re thinking about it enough to use words like “contemplating”, then you should have quit that shithole job a long time ago. You should update your resume and canvas all the job sites. Meanwhile, look into scoring yourself a sexual harrassment case or a frivolous work-related injury lawsuit to get …continue…

DUMBEST MOFO IN THE WHOLE WORLD!

It’s Friday, I’m lazy + bored as hell. So, I’m gonna cop off of Olbermann here, and name my Dumbest Mofo in the Whole World for today, Sept. 21, 2007. This is a pretty difficult decision. How can you pick just one, when Dane Cook is sitting out there? I listened to Bill O’Reilly on the radio the other morning, for the first time ever, and holy hell. To summarize, …continue…

You can love your job, but don’t rape your job

Dear Murray:I made a few rape jokes at work and a couple of people got really worked up about it. Are these jokes off limits? They were really funny. Thanks, Dre Ain’t nothin that gets people’s panties all balled and gagged like a good RAPE joke! A few years ago, I was in the movie theater with an ex, and we were watching WHITE CHICKS. Why we chose to see …continue…