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Bitch Stealing Yo’ Man

Dear Murray: You may not remember my story, but I wrote you last year. The guy I was involved with was about to get married in November. After reading your response and the criticizing comments from others, I decided to give you an update. Well, yes he did get married. […]

Whores, Incorporated

Dear Murray What are your thoughts on prostitution? Should it be legalized or not? It sucks having to go all the way to Tijuana to get some easy ass. -Horny in Hollywood Lemme tell ya, it’s a sad fucking cuntry we live in when you can sell your soul, but […]

NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER

Dear Murray: why do women love dancing so goddamn much? – out of step Hell, I’ve seen relationships end over this. My ex once said to me “we’re too different” and then, sounding like a line from one of those fucking 80s forbidden-dance-of-love movies “ALL I WANT TO DO IS […]

BITCHES IS SNITCHES

Dear Murray how come women are such bitches? j christ, what you know about women you could squeeze snugly into an ant’s twat (and still have room for a reacharound). why not just cut to the chase and start referring to women as “them things you stick yer pee-pee in”? […]