Help! I’m farting and I can’t get up!

Dear Murray: I have recently turned 40. (thanks for the comment pal) anyway I have started farting since my birthday!! Its weird we had soft non gassy foods at my celebration because my teeth starting falling out a couple of days before my b-day and my doc said nothing spicy…Do think this is a sign from God or something..Also i have been peeing my pants and laughing through my nose. …continue…