Like this Page or the Terrorists Win!

Good job, America. You’ve just proven that it’s never too soon for a little opportunism! Saw this shit going around on the Facepage yesterday. “Like this page for 9/11! Woo!” You motherfuckers would sell your own grannie into slavery for a share. I’m sure that seemed like a brilliant marketing ploy. “Who doesn’t like 9/11? I mean, come on.” Instead, you come across looking like a complete and total fuckwit, …continue…

Horny for Craigslist

Dear Murray I am a REALLY horny young man and masturbation alone doesn’t quench my thirst. I haven’t gotten laid in 3 months and I am going crazy. A friend told me that Craigslist is a great idea, so i posted this ad today: FREE SWEDISH MASSAGE TONIGHT ———————————————————————— Reply to: anon-30004762@craigslist.org TIM OFFERING A FREE SWEDISH MASSAGE TODAY AND TONIGHT FOR LADIES ONLY (SORRY GUYS…TOO WIERD AND IM NOT …continue…