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Browse through the massive archives by date and category. Once you’ve read every single post, I expect a full book report, bitches!
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February 2008
- Stalking you, stalking me
- Goin to the Chapel, and We're... Gonna Get Herpes
- A Stripper's Bloody Dilemma
- Dear Murray accused of assault with a deadly copy & paste!
- Middle-Aged Whore-in-Training
- Larry Sinclair: welfare recipient?
- Mama said knock you out
January 2008
- Why are Ron Paul supporters working so hard to defame Obama?
- Sugar on the Rag
- You must be 42 inches tall to ride this emotional rollercoaster
- Larry Sinclair is a fucking nut job
- Picking your plaque and smelling it, too
- Seeing is Believing!
- Fuck the PO-lice, become the PO-lice!
- Fuck Buddy Gone Sour
- Dude even sucks at stalking!
- CNN: The Change News Network
- My Boyfriend Gots to get the Power Up!
December 2007
- Online Lovers - THAT'S WHAT WE ARE
- Decision time: move in with the family, or blow my fucking head off
- Pubic Topiaries are the Fashion of the Future!
- Lovin' like a broken fucking record
- Dyin' to Jerk it
- Moving to Bum Fucking Nowhere for a Piece of Ass
- How many Coreys does it take to ruin an acting career?
- Zen and the Art of Dating Assholes
- Dudes are growing invisible vaginas
November 2007
- Blue light special on dumping your ass!
- The cost of dating and the good sex discount
- Desperate to bang anything!
- Whiny ass bitch loses grip on reality
- Your ass smells like your foot, your foot smells like ASS
- Fate ain't nothin but the name of an ugly ass stripper
- Are people born dumbasses, or are they just raise that way?
- If you f*ckin' can't say it, you can't FUCKING HAVE IT
- Give him the booty. THAT'LL SHOW HIM!
- When couple friends break up
- Dealing with a hot date when the red river is flowing
- There's no whining in football (especially when you win!)
- If Only You Were Lonely, Too
- Up yer ass with Donnie Darko!
October 2007
- Up the creek without a rubber
- Stupid Bullshit that dudes say and the stupid bitches who fall for it
- His cheatin' heart (is only a sign of how much he cares)
- Esteem and motivation are inversely proportionate
- Do deaf people sign dirty during sex?
- When the dude wants a gentle fingerbang (in his ass)
- Bush unveils plan to fight Southern California wildfires
- An open letter to my stalkers, you suck
- Coffee? Never ask me about my coffee
- Love your fellow man, love his hair lip
- LA, Chicago, or New York: who are the biggest assholes?
- Yet another asskisser
- The ol' finger in the ass yoga power stance!
- I've got more creepy in my little finger than your whole lifetime
- Like an angry STUDLY bull in a knick knack shop...
- Is it more titties in my football, or more football in my titties?
- Whores, Incorporated
- Leave that job in STYLE
- You can't get a ticket for being a cracker
- JESUS FREAKIN YNGWIE MALMSTEEN CHRIST
- Kickin it on Magnolia in the Burbank Hoods
- Naw, baby, ain't loved NOBODY like I love you
- The Revolution WILL be Televised
- In-a-Bhagavad-Gita-Baby
- WHEN THE STALKING STOPS
- The Melrose-style mid-life crisis
- Hippies give ME IBS
- Let them Eat TV DINNERS!
- Help! I'm farting and I can't get up!
- Horny for Craigslist
- Is the president gay?
- Wash Day Woes
- Bush, like all other robots, IS evil
- NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER
- Murray's 100% Guaranteed plan for LOSING WEIGHT!
- Doggie 9-1-1 is a joke
- I put the A in ASSHOLE!
- Flowing like the River Nile
- Murray's Health and the Ambassador from Ecuador
- Two words: DOG BALLS
- Just who the creepin' hell is Dear Murray?
- The bi-coastal love pyramid scheme
- BITCHES IS SNITCHES
- SEIZE THIS, BITCHES!
- My job sucks (OMG I BET I'M THE ONLY ONE!)
- Ze Tiger AWAITS
- Hope through inflatables
- Hook, line, sinker, and dumb bitches
- Lick my Circumorbital Hematoma
- Mutilation and the Kingdom of Heaven
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