In case of DICK, break glass

Dear Murray – I am in love. It is honestly the most healthy open relationship I’ve ever been in, and he treats me better than I could have ever expected. But I have issues(who doesn’t?). he has a lot of friends who are girls, he always has…I was one of them at one point. it makes me so jealous….and all of them bother me. from the ones I know and …continue…

Decision time: move in with the family, or blow my fucking head off

Dear Murray Here’s my dilemma: Currently my life is okay. I’m 24, earned a Bachelor’s degree, have a job which I don’t mind too much that pays well and live with my family while I’m paying off my student loans (under 10K). However, as much as I love my parents and my brother, sometimes I would rather put a fork in my eye than be there. Additionally, I’m constantly travelling …continue…

Zen and the Art of Dating Assholes

Dear Murray I met the nicest guy, and all I can think about is “oh, how cute. He won’t last long.” What is wrong with me?! I really don’t want the cock. I just want someone to be nice to me. (sigh) –Your Fav Career Gal PS Well, the cock MIGHT be nice, I just dunno if I want it hanging around too long (no pun intended, I assure you) …continue…

When couple friends break up

Dear Murray Just recently, I have broken up with a long-term boyfriend due to issues we could not work out. However, we became very close with another couple while dating. Since the break up, the couple has been distant and awkward around me, although I never speak about the ex or the breakup. I told them I do not want them in the middle, so I never bring up the …continue…

Dealing with a hot date when the red river is flowing

Dear Murray when i was 11 i started getting these visits every month. my insides begin spilling and i need to plug myself with them cotton/rayon blends they call tampons. how do i make it stop? esp. on them nights when i have hott dates? Less Absorbing Date won’t go there when the river’s flowin’, eh? I would trade bleeding a few days a month for the freedom of mouth …continue…