Let them Eat TV DINNERS!

Dear Murray

You’d look much sexier without the beard. Will you shave it?

THERE YOU GO trying to change me again. You don’t get a beard like this without lotsa hard work. Look at those dudes in ZZ Top. YEARS of hard work, and it paid off. They are the favorite band of our president. THAT’S RIGHT. We elected a man whose favorite band is ZZ Top. So sing along with me.

tv dinners… when there’s nothing else to eat… tv dinnerssss….

This is also where Dubya got the idea for his welfare plan. Now leave me and the beard the fuck alone.