Dear Murray I am a REALLY horny young man and masturbation alone doesn’t quench my thirst. I haven’t gotten laid in 3 months and I am going crazy. A friend told me that Craigslist is a great idea, so i posted this ad today: FREE SWEDISH MASSAGE TONIGHT ———————————————————————— Reply […]
Dear Murray Do you think the president is gay? I read the other day that Hitler was supposedly gay, too. Please clarify. -confused in D.C. I fuckin wish he was gay. More funding for the arts, our nation’s colors would change to match the seasons, and Secretary of Defense: Liza […]
Dear Murray You know those nylon-mesh bags I have that I put my lingerie in so that it doesn’t get all tangled up and snagged in the washing machine? How many pairs of thong underwear can I put in at once? What about bras? What if I want to combine […]
Dear Murray: One of the unfortunate things about LA is that everyone’s a fucking “actor”. They walk alike… they talk alike… they’ve assimilated into a single collective genius. So, how does one find a true opinion in this condition? How do you separate the affected from the affectation? It’s become […]
Dear Murray: why do women love dancing so goddamn much? – out of step Hell, I’ve seen relationships end over this. My ex once said to me “we’re too different” and then, sounding like a line from one of those fucking 80s forbidden-dance-of-love movies “ALL I WANT TO DO IS […]