Dear Murray my fiance and i are having a huge problem in the bedroom. the other day he, um, asked me if i would, um , swallow. I have never done this before, and I am disgusted, but at the same time, i don’t want him to cheat on me… […]
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By Dear Murray Associated Pests President Bush on Friday revealed his administration’s plan to quell the raging wildfires that have spread throughout Southern California. “In short,” Bush said with a smug grin, “drop New Orleans on it.” “I’ve spoken to the people of Malibu, and I feel for them. So, […]
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Dear Murray Does it mean a guy is stalking you when he calls over 100 times in one day? -Scared in Scarborough Let’s not rush to judgement just yet. Maybe he’s prone to seizures and/or assdialing his cell phone. That many assdials in one day would lead me to believe […]
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Dear Murray Last time I checked I wasn’t a dog. So this morning after going to the same place ive been going for coffee for a month now, and after ordering the same drink for a month now, I decide to spice things up and order something different. I believe […]
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Dear Murray I have a problem that I really need some clarity on. I’m dating this man, and it’s becoming pretty serious. My dilemma is that he is not that good looking to me. I am used to dating nice looking men and although I love him dearly I can’t […]
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