Dear Murray I want to get out of this small town, and move to a big city. NYC, Chicago, and LA all look good, but I can’t decide. Which do you prefer? -Born in a Small Town This is a very simple question. What’s your personality type? Murray did a […]
Dear Murray I am a mother of three, recently divorced. I like your frankness in dealing with people. I find myself very drawn and attracted to you. I would like to give you my number so that we can talk. What do you think? — angela As you can tell […]
Dear Murray I want to start taking yoga. Do you know of any good yoga studios? -Twisted in Tinseltown Lemme tell ya about people who take yoga. I know this guy, we’ll call him SAL VENICE from CLIFFSIDE PARK, NEW JERSEY. Sal had this roommate named Barry who was really […]
This guy at work has been saying really creepy things to me and I don’t know how to deal with him. Any advice? -kris Lady, you ain’t never heard creepy. Once, when I was in about sixth grade, me and my friends were walking to school. We always stopped and […]
Dear Murray: I don’t mean like dear heart or honey dear – sonny-boy Jim, I mean, you know, dear Murray. Got that? What’s wrong with just fucking being yourself? The proliferation of – I hate to say this, but mostly chicks who put up photo’s for their myspace – that’s […]