Yet another asskisser

Dear Murray I am a mother of three, recently divorced. I like your frankness in dealing with people. I find myself very drawn and attracted to you. I would like to give you my number so that we can talk. What do you think? — angela As you can tell from these blogs, I’m very shy and sensitive. You gotta build up a level of trust with Murray. You got …continue…

The ol’ finger in the ass yoga power stance!

Dear Murray I want to start taking yoga. Do you know of any good yoga studios? -Twisted in Tinseltown Lemme tell ya about people who take yoga. I know this guy, we’ll call him SAL VENICE from CLIFFSIDE PARK, NEW JERSEY. Sal had this roommate named Barry who was really involved in Yoga. Sal comes home one day, and Barry’s sitting in the living room in a bath robe and …continue…

I’ve got more creepy in my little finger than your whole lifetime

This guy at work has been saying really creepy things to me and I don’t know how to deal with him. Any advice? -kris Lady, you ain’t never heard creepy. Once, when I was in about sixth grade, me and my friends were walking to school. We always stopped and picked up this other friend, we’ll call him Victor. So, we get there, and Victor’s still pissing around in the …continue…

Like an angry STUDLY bull in a knick knack shop…

Dear Murray: I don’t mean like dear heart or honey dear – sonny-boy Jim, I mean, you know, dear Murray. Got that? What’s wrong with just fucking being yourself? The proliferation of – I hate to say this, but mostly chicks who put up photo’s for their myspace – that’s this place here, Murray, although I suspect it’s also being done everywhere else – but the point is, why in …continue…