Dear Murray: After binging on cocaine for 12 days, I experienced some rough heart palpitations. I sent my rent-a-girl home, gave her the rest of the white as a tip, went to bed and got some sleep. Its been two days and I haven’t touched the Bolivian Marching Powder but […]
Dear Murray, been reading your blog now for a while and i have to say “good work” its just so funny, how do you do it? why cant i make my blog funny too? mine is complete balls compared to yours, so i have just gave in tryin. Doyle There […]
Dear Murray, Do nice guys really finish last? I already know the answer, because I am a nice guy, but I think it would be entertaining and informative to hear your point of view. Thanks. Well, this just may be the most redundant question ever. Why do nice guys finish […]
What recession? How can we complain about the economy when some asshole still has the time and money to make crap like this in their garage? Yes, that’s a real genuine homemade “Ronald McDonald” clown shoe car, captured on the streets of Portland, Oregon. Parents, don’t let your kids near […]
Dear Murray, My fiance’ was in an abusive marriage before I met her. Her ex-husband is like the King of Douches. How can I deal with this problem without involving police, or at least becoming a suspect? Overprotective in Wisconsin Haha. Sucks to be you! Here, you thought you were […]