Dear Murray My dog is sick. What should I do? I don’t live by any veterinarians or animal hospitals. The doctors at the regular human hospital won’t even look at him. He has a fever and he hurts when he walks and he won’t eat and he has a temperature. […]
Hey Murray, maybe you can explain this to me.How the fuck can people misspell your name when it’s all over your profile, blogs and even above the message I am typing to you right now! What’s the fucking deal?! Wonders will never cease, and Y KANT TORI READ? Why can’t […]
Dear Murray I tend to have very bad menstrual cramps , when it’s “that time of the month” and I could also use some help with my breast exam. Can you come over? -Spotty in Silverlake The Chinese like to sip warm Ginger tea to relieve menstrual cramps, but then […]
Dear Murray I am a little worried about your health. Can I examine you? Dr. Evil, Burbank Murray quit going to doctors a long time ago. I had to have this planter’s wart removed off the bottom of my big toe, and this fucking doctor filled me full of anesthetics. […]
Dear Murray I have a crush on this British guy at work, and he seems a little more sophisticated than the guys I usually date. What can I do to get his attention? Amy You’re in luck. Murray has extensive experience dealing with the British. I once punched this British […]