I am a little worried about your health.
Can I examine you?
Dr. Evil, Burbank
Murray quit going to doctors a long time ago. I had to have this planter’s wart removed off the bottom of my big toe, and this fucking doctor filled me full of anesthetics. I don’t remember the next couple hours, but when I came to, I was dressed in a muu muu and the doctor was shouting “I AM CARDINAL WILLEBRANDS AND YOU ARE THE AMBASSADOR FROM ECUADOR”.
If any of you happen to know Dr. Willebrands, keep the hell away from that mother. Or, at least let me know if he asks about me. Now leave me the fuck alone.
Categories: General Malaise
Dear Murray a tasty, tasty bitch beloved and feared by hordes of basement-dwelling illiterati and their fierce antagonists, the Grammar Nazis. He single-handedly turned the webcam whorefest of Myspace into a lively commerce of ideas, including whether or not the TUBGIRL photo will ever be topped as a postmodern expression of the inexpressible. According to web historians, he has inspired more photoshop projects and syphilis jokes than Britney Spears (who he has been repeatedly linked romantically to). He is also rumoured to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, a disciple of Cliff Yablonski, and the second gunman on the grassy knoll. Although he could not be reached for comment, he reportedly resides in or near the tent cities along the LA River Basin, third right after the walrus sunning station.
He has vehemently denied all charges that he is any any way responsible for that rash your wife claims "is from the heat".
His primary function is doling out advice; the inspiration sprang from an endless and eventually dull repetition of fucktards failed to heed his words.
A secondary result is a dysfunctional family "round table" of people who contribute innumerable one-liners and personal experiences, rarely related in any way to the actual question.
It is estimated that tens of thousands of readers have "LOL'd" approximately 5,395,645,694,167,467,105 times, with the toll expected to rise.
He is immune to kryptonite, chlamydia, and brainwashing.
Wikipedia has banned PENCILTITS's entry, debating the relevance of his tasty bitchiness.