Dear Murray Who are you aside from a crusty old bearded smoker with a penchant for flipping the double bird? You magnifacent bastard! Love the profile. Great shit Doug Murray is gay in San Francisco, black in South Africa… an anarchist in Spain… a Jew in Germany… an artist without […]
Dear Murray I think I am in love with two men at the same time. One guy lives in LA and the other lives in SF. I am moving to Cali shortly for work – either to LA or SF. I now must decide on where to move and focus […]
Dear Murray how come women are such bitches? j christ, what you know about women you could squeeze snugly into an ant’s twat (and still have room for a reacharound). why not just cut to the chase and start referring to women as “them things you stick yer pee-pee in”? […]
Dear Murray:I have a problem I hope you can help me with. (hehe) I have epilepsy and.. My assfuck doctors keep putting me on medication after medication. It’s fucking with me, physically and emotionally. All these different meds cause shitty side effects. What should I say or do tell them […]
Dear Murray I have been contemplating leaving my job for another one. What should I do? -C Ahh, hell. If you’re thinking about it enough to use words like “contemplating”, then you should have quit that shithole job a long time ago. You should update your resume and canvas all […]