Hey Murray, maybe you can explain this to me.How the fuck can people misspell your name when it’s all over your profile, blogs and even above the message I am typing to you right now!
What’s the fucking deal?!
Wonders will never cease, and Y KANT TORI READ? Why can’t anyone read, for that fucking matter?
What I wanna know is why people keep asking me if I’m BILL MURRAY? My first name is Murray, and his last name is Murray, so we MUST be fuckin’ related, RIGHT?
I’m also Madelaine Murray O’Hare, F. Murray Abraham, Senator Ed Murray, Chad Michael Murray, and Murray the motherfucking pedophile clown. I also built all the Murray lawnmowers and all the Murray bikes with my BARE FUCKING HANDS! A MURRAY IS A MURRAY IS A MURRAY IS A MURRAY.
SERIOUSLY, PEOPLE:
Now leave me the fuck Alone.
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Dear Murray
Dear Murray a tasty, tasty bitch beloved and feared by hordes of basement-dwelling illiterati and their fierce antagonists, the Grammar Nazis. He single-handedly turned the webcam whorefest of Myspace into a lively commerce of ideas, including whether or not the TUBGIRL photo will ever be topped as a postmodern expression of the inexpressible. According to web historians, he has inspired more photoshop projects and syphilis jokes than Britney Spears (who he has been repeatedly linked romantically to). He is also rumoured to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, a disciple of Cliff Yablonski, and the second gunman on the grassy knoll. Although he could not be reached for comment, he reportedly resides in or near the tent cities along the LA River Basin, third right after the walrus sunning station.
He has vehemently denied all charges that he is any any way responsible for that rash your wife claims "is from the heat".
His primary function is doling out advice; the inspiration sprang from an endless and eventually dull repetition of fucktards failed to heed his words.
A secondary result is a dysfunctional family "round table" of people who contribute innumerable one-liners and personal experiences, rarely related in any way to the actual question.
It is estimated that tens of thousands of readers have "LOL'd" approximately 5,395,645,694,167,467,105 times, with the toll expected to rise.
He is immune to kryptonite, chlamydia, and brainwashing.
Wikipedia has banned PENCILTITS's entry, debating the relevance of his tasty bitchiness.