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Hippies give ME IBS

Dear Murray So I’ve been invited to a “friend of a friend’s” house for Dinner. And although I’m very grateful (I’ve met these people 2-3 times), I’m a little apprehensive. They’re kind, eloquent, educated, and planning on having a houseful of 12-16 sort-of-strangers at their house for Dinner. Everyone’s brining […]

Doggie 9-1-1 is a joke

Dear Murray My dog is sick. What should I do? I don’t live by any veterinarians or animal hospitals. The doctors at the regular human hospital won’t even look at him. He has a fever and he hurts when he walks and he won’t eat and he has a temperature. […]

I put the A in ASSHOLE!

Hey Murray, maybe you can explain this to me.How the fuck can people misspell your name when it’s all over your profile, blogs and even above the message I am typing to you right now! What’s the fucking deal?! Wonders will never cease, and Y KANT TORI READ? Why can’t […]

Flowing like the River Nile

Dear Murray I tend to have very bad menstrual cramps , when it’s “that time of the month” and I could also use some help with my breast exam. Can you come over? -Spotty in Silverlake The Chinese like to sip warm Ginger tea to relieve menstrual cramps, but then […]