Dear Murray:In about three weeks my 2nd child, a boy, is due to arrive. All is going well so far, and if ultrasounds are any indication, there’ll be 10 fingers and 10 toes. There’ll also be something else … a foreskin ! It begs the question : Do we get […]
Dear Murray: I met this girl in a bar, and we really hit it off. I asked her for her number, and she gave it to me. I’ve called her twice, and she hasn’t returned my call. What’s up with that? Thanks, Jeff I have a feeling that she hasn’t […]
Dear Murray: My boyfriend of six years and I have been thinking about getting back together. Should we? -Kelly Six years? Are you fucking serious? Haven’t you had enough? In six years, my ex wife got fat, lost 100 lbs, got fat again, lost 75 lbs., got fat again, lost […]
Life can be rough, being in a brand new big city, not a goddamned friend in the whole town. You were just fired from your job. You’re collecting unemployment. Your day consists of: waking at 11, grabbing a breakfast burrito from Jim’s Burgers, an Oil Tanker Gulp– from 7-11 (your […]