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Dear Murray: I met this girl in a bar, and we really hit it off. I asked her for her number, and she gave it to me. I’ve called her twice, and she hasn’t returned my call. What’s up with that? Thanks, Jeff I have a feeling that she hasn’t […]

The 7 year itch, in reverse

Dear Murray: My boyfriend of six years and I have been thinking about getting back together. Should we? -Kelly Six years? Are you fucking serious? Haven’t you had enough? In six years, my ex wife got fat, lost 100 lbs, got fat again, lost 75 lbs., got fat again, lost […]