Dear Murray I’ve been doing this online dating thing for quite some time, but it never seems to work out. I’m an attractive, artsy girl with my own apartment, eclectic tastes and a good sense of humor. None of these guys ever want to get serious with me. All I […]
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Dear Murray: I met this really nice deaf guy, and I want to go out with him, but my friends are all against it. My parents, too. They all say it’s too much trouble, and I should find a nice, normal guy. What should I do? -Hear No Evil. Hey, […]
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Dear Murray Does it mean a guy is stalking you when he calls over 100 times in one day? -Scared in Scarborough Let’s not rush to judgement just yet. Maybe he’s prone to seizures and/or assdialing his cell phone. That many assdials in one day would lead me to believe […]
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Dear Murray I am a mother of three, recently divorced. I like your frankness in dealing with people. I find myself very drawn and attracted to you. I would like to give you my number so that we can talk. What do you think? — angela As you can tell […]
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Dear Murray: I don’t mean like dear heart or honey dear – sonny-boy Jim, I mean, you know, dear Murray. Got that? What’s wrong with just fucking being yourself? The proliferation of – I hate to say this, but mostly chicks who put up photo’s for their myspace – that’s […]
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