dear murray: ok, I started dating this girl in february. She was a friend fo a friend but we didnt know each other that well. We jumped right into a pretty intensely physical relationship. The she sorta cooled off on me, saying that she wasnt really ready for a relationship, […]
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The internets has brought us, above all else, the ability for any nutjob with access to a computer the opportunity to spew some shit out into the world. I present the case of Larry Sinclair, who has posted a video on YouTube, claiming that in November, 1999, he met Barack […]
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Dear Murray, i have plaque in my teeth like evreyone else…but i love to pick it out and smell it unlike everyone else…does that make me gay?????? love, Talia the nose and plaque picker. Damn. Well, we all got disgusting shit we do behind closed doors. Why do we look […]
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Dear Murray: My friend has decided to try to set me up with her upstairs neighbor, she’s one of three suites in a house. The guy upstairs has just had an accident at work and broke both his wrists, poor guy!! ha ha She I guess has been talking to […]
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Dear Murray: where can i gets me one of them there ass whoopin flashlights like the cops carry?.. haha. don’t they realize they’re on camera? its like people on reality TV shows who *forget* their on camera and start picking their ass or something. -ebony Christ, you just made me […]
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