The internets has brought us, above all else, the ability for any nutjob with access to a computer the opportunity to spew some shit out into the world. I present the case of Larry Sinclair, who has posted a video on YouTube, claiming that in November, 1999, he met Barack Obama in Chicago, took him in his limo, did cocaine with him, and gave him a blow job.
It’ s a simple enough story, but watch the video.
This broke ass inbred wants us to believe he was in a limo? Maybe as a driver, once, but judging from that broke ass Motel 6 he’s in, he obviously didn’t keep that job long.Nevermind the fact that he’s struggling to read the cue cards. Nevermind the bullshit “OH WELL IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME, TAKE A LIE DETECTOR TEST.” What a fucking nut job.To further “prove” his case, he has posted this blog, detailing his story.http://anndavis.blogspot.com/2008/01/exclusive-statement-from-obama-accuser.htmlI don’t know what fucking Penthouse forum he stole that from, but you’re a fucking nut job and a liar.Have fun sucking dicks in prison!Categories: Uncategorized
Dear Murray
Dear Murray a tasty, tasty bitch beloved and feared by hordes of basement-dwelling illiterati and their fierce antagonists, the Grammar Nazis. He single-handedly turned the webcam whorefest of Myspace into a lively commerce of ideas, including whether or not the TUBGIRL photo will ever be topped as a postmodern expression of the inexpressible. According to web historians, he has inspired more photoshop projects and syphilis jokes than Britney Spears (who he has been repeatedly linked romantically to). He is also rumoured to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, a disciple of Cliff Yablonski, and the second gunman on the grassy knoll. Although he could not be reached for comment, he reportedly resides in or near the tent cities along the LA River Basin, third right after the walrus sunning station.
He has vehemently denied all charges that he is any any way responsible for that rash your wife claims "is from the heat".
His primary function is doling out advice; the inspiration sprang from an endless and eventually dull repetition of fucktards failed to heed his words.
A secondary result is a dysfunctional family "round table" of people who contribute innumerable one-liners and personal experiences, rarely related in any way to the actual question.
It is estimated that tens of thousands of readers have "LOL'd" approximately 5,395,645,694,167,467,105 times, with the toll expected to rise.
He is immune to kryptonite, chlamydia, and brainwashing.
Wikipedia has banned PENCILTITS's entry, debating the relevance of his tasty bitchiness.