Dear Murray I tend to have very bad menstrual cramps , when it’s “that time of the month” and I could also use some help with my breast exam. Can you come over? -Spotty in Silverlake The Chinese like to sip warm Ginger tea to relieve menstrual cramps, but then […]
Dear Murray I am a little worried about your health. Can I examine you? Dr. Evil, Burbank Murray quit going to doctors a long time ago. I had to have this planter’s wart removed off the bottom of my big toe, and this fucking doctor filled me full of anesthetics. […]
Dear Murray I have a crush on this British guy at work, and he seems a little more sophisticated than the guys I usually date. What can I do to get his attention? Amy You’re in luck. Murray has extensive experience dealing with the British. I once punched this British […]
Dear Murray Who are you aside from a crusty old bearded smoker with a penchant for flipping the double bird? You magnifacent bastard! Love the profile. Great shit Doug Murray is gay in San Francisco, black in South Africa… an anarchist in Spain… a Jew in Germany… an artist without […]
Dear Murray I think I am in love with two men at the same time. One guy lives in LA and the other lives in SF. I am moving to Cali shortly for work – either to LA or SF. I now must decide on where to move and focus […]