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Posted in : Bitches, Dreams and Delusions on by : Dear Murray , freemiumfreemiumfreemiumfreemiumfreemiumfreemiumfreemium Comments: 4

Dear Murray What are your thoughts on prostitution? Should it be legalized or not? It sucks having to go all the way to Tijuana to get some easy ass. -Horny in Hollywood Lemme tell ya, it’s a sad fucking cuntry we live in when you can sell your soul, but you can’t sell your ass…

Posted in : First-Class Whining, Stupid White People, Whoring for Money on by : Dear Murray , freemiumfreemiumfreemiumfreemiumfreemiumfreemium Comments: 0

Dear Murray: Help me out please. I need an idea of how to exact my revenge without getting arrested. Here’s why: I’ve worked at this piece of shit company for a little over a year now. I was hired to do HR work and instead I get to do bullshit secretary work. The execs at..

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Dear Murray How can I erase a speeding ticket from another state without waking up next to a horse’s head? Stupid fucking California DMV won’t let me get a license here until I pay this other stupid fucking state. -Johnny Knuckles Just why do ya need a California license is what I wanna know. Unless..

Posted in : Dreams and Delusions, Limp Dicks on by : Dear Murray , freemiumfreemiumfreemiumfreemiumfreemiumfreemium Comments: 4

Dear Murray i just moved to LA from Dayton, Ohio and I have noticed that I am having problems getting laid. Telling them about my 80’s theme band “Pink Rock Glitter” doesn’t seem to impress them, and all I can afford is a damaged rental car from this werid pakistani guy on Cahuenga Blvd. I..

Posted in : Dreams and Delusions, Stupid White People on by : Dear Murray , freemiumfreemiumfreemiumfreemium Comments: 3

Dear Murray i am a germany born eastern european female in my mid 20s, medium blonde with green blue eyes.I watch all those cool videos on MTV with 50 cent and now I want to start wearing doorags, so I can fit in. Do you think the bruthaz will notice if that am not really..