I put the A in ASSHOLE!

Hey Murray, maybe you can explain this to me.How the fuck can people misspell your name when it’s all over your profile, blogs and even above the message I am typing to you right now! What’s the fucking deal?! Wonders will never cease, and Y KANT TORI READ? Why can’t anyone read, for that fucking matter? What I wanna know is why people keep asking me if I’m BILL MURRAY? …continue…

Just who the creepin’ hell is Dear Murray?

Dear Murray Who are you aside from a crusty old bearded smoker with a penchant for flipping the double bird? You magnifacent bastard! Love the profile. Great shit Doug Murray is gay in San Francisco, black in South Africa… an anarchist in Spain… a Jew in Germany… an artist without a gallery or portfolio. Fuck. That’s Subcommandante Marcos, not Murray. Murray is a white boy who grew up in the …continue…

SEIZE THIS, BITCHES!

Dear Murray:I have a problem I hope you can help me with. (hehe) I have epilepsy and.. My assfuck doctors keep putting me on medication after medication. It’s fucking with me, physically and emotionally. All these different meds cause shitty side effects. What should I say or do tell them to kiss my ass? I’m not above calling nasty names too! 🙂 Thanks for your expert advice, Michelle I once …continue…

Mutilation and the Kingdom of Heaven

Dear Murray:In about three weeks my 2nd child, a boy, is due to arrive. All is going well so far, and if ultrasounds are any indication, there’ll be 10 fingers and 10 toes. There’ll also be something else … a foreskin ! It begs the question : Do we get him the ‘snip’ and have him circumcised, or leave it as nature intended ? Me – I’m somewhat torn on …continue…

LIVIN IN A P-P-PARANOID WORLD

Dear Murray:The new terrorist threat: ladies who ground a flight over something so ignorant Toilet Paper Dust Diverts Vegas-Bound Flight All that time & money wasted to the shitter! The fuel spent on the extra landing/take off. The paychecks of the law enforcement called, investigators, etc. The money spent on the airplane employees while they stood around waiting. Money wasted testing the substance at some lab. The money wasted on …continue…