Dear Murray: i’m in a bitch ass weird mood today. one thing i hate about being single is having no one to soothe me when i’m on the rag. i’m a selfesh brat today and i want someone to cook me a steak , bring my chocolates, pat my head […]
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dear murray: ok, I started dating this girl in february. She was a friend fo a friend but we didnt know each other that well. We jumped right into a pretty intensely physical relationship. The she sorta cooled off on me, saying that she wasnt really ready for a relationship, […]
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Dear Murray, A couple of months ago I broke rule #1: I fucked a guy from work. Hey, I was working overtime which limited my social circles. I was honest from the get-go, saying, “Look this is just sex. Nothing less, nothing more. I’m 31 years old and the whole […]
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Dear Murray My boyfriend is obsessed with comic books and video games. Lately, I haven’t been getting any action at all. He stays up all hours of the night playing the X-box, and I go to bed early and alone. Do I have to smash the game into a million […]
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Dear Murray Do guys prefer hair “down there” to be completely shaved or do they like a landing strip? Do men these days even like big 70’s bush anymore? By the way…are you circumsized? Inquiring minds wanna know. Agatha Kansas City, Ks. Well, obviously, you’re on the Kansas side of […]
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