Dear Murray You’d look much sexier without the beard. Will you shave it? -Angela THERE YOU GO trying to change me again. You don’t get a beard like this without lotsa hard work. Look at those dudes in ZZ Top. YEARS of hard work, and it paid off. They are […]
Dear Murray: I have recently turned 40. (thanks for the comment pal) anyway I have started farting since my birthday!! Its weird we had soft non gassy foods at my celebration because my teeth starting falling out a couple of days before my b-day and my doc said nothing spicy…Do […]
Dear Murray I am a REALLY horny young man and masturbation alone doesn’t quench my thirst. I haven’t gotten laid in 3 months and I am going crazy. A friend told me that Craigslist is a great idea, so i posted this ad today: FREE SWEDISH MASSAGE TONIGHT ———————————————————————— Reply […]
Dear Murray Do you think the president is gay? I read the other day that Hitler was supposedly gay, too. Please clarify. -confused in D.C. I fuckin wish he was gay. More funding for the arts, our nation’s colors would change to match the seasons, and Secretary of Defense: Liza […]
Dear Murray You know those nylon-mesh bags I have that I put my lingerie in so that it doesn’t get all tangled up and snagged in the washing machine? How many pairs of thong underwear can I put in at once? What about bras? What if I want to combine […]