Too old to rock (I need my sleep)

Dear Murray I’m in a band, and lately I haven’t had any time for anything. I never have enough time to sleep. I’ve been thinking of quitting the band, and I need a diplomatic way to let them know. Carl The truth there, buddy, is your band could really care less. You’re only in the band because you have a van and they need someone to haul their shit around. …continue…

LIVIN IN A P-P-PARANOID WORLD

Dear Murray:The new terrorist threat: ladies who ground a flight over something so ignorant Toilet Paper Dust Diverts Vegas-Bound Flight All that time & money wasted to the shitter! The fuel spent on the extra landing/take off. The paychecks of the law enforcement called, investigators, etc. The money spent on the airplane employees while they stood around waiting. Money wasted testing the substance at some lab. The money wasted on …continue…

DUMBEST MOFO IN THE WHOLE WORLD!

It’s Friday, I’m lazy + bored as hell. So, I’m gonna cop off of Olbermann here, and name my Dumbest Mofo in the Whole World for today, Sept. 21, 2007. This is a pretty difficult decision. How can you pick just one, when Dane Cook is sitting out there? I listened to Bill O’Reilly on the radio the other morning, for the first time ever, and holy hell. To summarize, …continue…