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Too old to rock (I need my sleep)

September 25, 2007 – 2:03 pm

Dear Murray

I’m in a band, and lately I haven’t had any time for anything. I never have enough time to sleep. I’ve been thinking of quitting the band, and I need a diplomatic way to let them know.

Carl

The truth there, buddy, is your band could really care less. You’re only in the band because you have a van and they need someone to haul their shit around. You think it was a coincidence that the same day they let you in the band, you had to help the singer move from Hollywood to Silverlake? Also, why do you think they light you that way at your shows? I hate to break it to you, but pitch blackness is not “artistic lighting”.

Now leave me the fuck alone.

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867-530-you’re a dumbass!

September 25, 2007 – 1:58 pm

Dear Murray:

I met this girl in a bar, and we really hit it off. I asked her for her number, and she gave it to me. I’ve called her twice, and she hasn’t returned my call. What’s up with that?

Thanks,
Jeff

I have a feeling that she hasn’t had time to return your call because she’s too busy IGNORING YOU. You called twice? Did you think she lost her phone or something? She gave me her phone number, too. It was 310-217-7638. I think you should keep calling it.

Now leave me the fuck alone.