DUMBEST MOFO IN THE WHOLE WORLD!

It’s Friday, I’m lazy + bored as hell. So, I’m gonna cop off of Olbermann here, and name my Dumbest Mofo in the Whole World for today, Sept. 21, 2007. This is a pretty difficult decision. How can you pick just one, when Dane Cook is sitting out there? I listened to Bill O’Reilly on the radio the other morning, for the first time ever, and holy hell. To summarize, I think it was basically a debate about who would have capped the Don’t Taser Me, Bro guy faster: Scarface or the Terminator? But I’m not here to completely tax K.O.’s gig, so I’ll leave O’Reilly alone.My nominee for the dumbest motherfucker on the planet? You’ve all seen his face. You’ve posted it in your bulletins and blogs. STOP. PLEASE STOP. Enough of this fraud. That shit ain’t funny. He didn’t give a shit about Britney. It’s all an act from some desperate attention whore to get you to watch his stupid YouTube videos. And you bought it, suckers! Not to mention, he’s a lousy fucking actor.

Please, please, NO MORE FUCKING CHRIS CROCKER.

Dumbest motherfucker in the WHOLE WORLD.

Now leave me the fuck alone, you piece of whiny shit.