You can love your job, but don’t rape your job

Dear Murray:I made a few rape jokes at work and a couple of people got really worked up about it. Are these jokes off limits? They were really funny. Thanks, Dre Ain’t nothin that gets people’s panties all balled and gagged like a good RAPE joke! A few years ago, I was in the movie theater with an ex, and we were watching WHITE CHICKS. Why we chose to see …continue…

Internet Dating Disasters, episode 10: Lisa

Life can be rough, being in a brand new big city, not a goddamned friend in the whole town. You were just fired from your job. You’re collecting unemployment. Your day consists of: waking at 11, grabbing a breakfast burrito from Jim’s Burgers, an Oil Tanker Gulp– from 7-11 (your meal for the day), applying for jobs until 1, then masturbating to internet porn until you cry your sorry ass …continue…