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Posted in : Bitches, Dreams and Delusions on by : Dear Murray , freemiumfreemiumfreemiumfreemiumfreemiumfreemiumfreemium Comments: 4

Dear Murray What are your thoughts on prostitution? Should it be legalized or not? It sucks having to go all the way to Tijuana to get some easy ass. -Horny in Hollywood Lemme tell ya, it’s a sad fucking cuntry we live in when you can sell your soul, but you can’t sell your ass…

Posted in : First-Class Whining, Stupid White People, Whoring for Money on by : Dear Murray , freemiumfreemiumfreemiumfreemiumfreemiumfreemium Comments: 0

Dear Murray: Help me out please. I need an idea of how to exact my revenge without getting arrested. Here’s why: I’ve worked at this piece of shit company for a little over a year now. I was hired to do HR work and instead I get to do bullshit secretary work. The execs at..

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Dear Murray How can I erase a speeding ticket from another state without waking up next to a horse’s head? Stupid fucking California DMV won’t let me get a license here until I pay this other stupid fucking state. -Johnny Knuckles Just why do ya need a California license is what I wanna know. Unless..

Posted in : Dreams and Delusions, Limp Dicks on by : Dear Murray , freemiumfreemiumfreemiumfreemiumfreemiumfreemium Comments: 4

Dear Murray i just moved to LA from Dayton, Ohio and I have noticed that I am having problems getting laid. Telling them about my 80’s theme band “Pink Rock Glitter” doesn’t seem to impress them, and all I can afford is a damaged rental car from this werid pakistani guy on Cahuenga Blvd. I..

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Dear Murray Do you think a second American revolution could ever happen, or are we so docile now that we will allow the government to do as the please at the expense of our freedoms? Where do you stand on the Second Amendment? -considering holing up in Montana Five years ago, I would have told..