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My job sucks (OMG I BET I’M THE ONLY ONE!) 7

Oct8

Dear Murray

I have been contemplating leaving my job for another one. What should I do?

-C

Ahh, hell. If you’re thinking about it enough to use words like “contemplating”, then you should have quit that shithole job a long time ago. You should update your resume and canvas all the job sites. Meanwhile, look into scoring yourself a sexual harrassment case or a frivolous work-related injury lawsuit to get the fuck out of there NOW. Once you give two weeks notice, you have a license for complete and total honesty with your coworkers. Like that fucking guy two cubicles down who sounds like two porpoises mating when he fucking laughs. Dude? Really? You just got divorced? I NEVER WOULD HAVE FUCKING GUESSED THAT ONE!

Once you get that new job making a ton more money, come support Murray so he can be shiftless and lazy. Now leave me the fuck alone.

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There are 7 comments for this post

  1. Carpe Ruggum says:

    Why don’t you just win the lottery? Contemplate that you prick.

  2. Martini Whore says:

    Ooooooohhhh, switching uniforms,eh? Do you REALLY think it’s going to be better down the street at Burger King flipping fries?

  3. King Gonad says:

    “Ooooooohhhh, switching uniforms,eh? Do you REALLY think it’s going to be better down the street at Burger King flipping fries?”

    Do you flip fries? I’ve never done that sort of work, but I think it’d be a real hassle.

  4. Martini Whore says:

    “Do you flip fries? I’ve never done that sort of work, but I think it’d be a real hassle.”

    Not me personally, but i’ve seen it done. He’s(or she’s) the person who pulls ‘em out of the frier while yelling “fries up!” This is the job just below a burger flipper in the fast food industry.

  5. King Gonad says:

    Do they look like this?

  6. King Gonad says:

    DOH! No posting images?! WORK ON THAT PRONTO, MURRAY!

    http://static.flickr.com/31/61616524_efadb8d7d4_m.jpg

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