Dear Murray I’m having a problem with foot odor. Whenever I get intimate with a girl, and take my shoes off, it kills the moment. It’s ruining my sex life. Please help! -Fungied in Franklin Hills Oh jesus. This reminds me of those Gold Bond powder commercials. You know the […]
Dear Murray Do you believe in fate? Do you believe that things are out of our control, and no matter what we do, we can never avoid our destiny? -namaste Christ, they’ve just gone straight to mainlining the fuckin patchouli these days, haven’t they? Here’s the thing about fate: it’s […]
Dear Murray Are people born faggots? I don’t like gay people and think they are bad people who molest children. My dad says they make kids gay too. I am confused because I don’t want to be gay like those Queer Eye Guys. Taylor Well, first of all, we’re talking […]
Dear Murray Here’s my dilemma. There is a dude I’ve been feelin’. He was really into me in the beginning and I honestly was using him to get over someone else. Well, I basically carried him and he kinda snapped out of it and realized how much he liked me […]
Dear Murray By the end of the show (and he wasn’t drunk…we matched drink for drink) he was putting his arm around me. Weird. After we had sex (at his house…kind of weird) he threw on his clothes almost immediately and ushered me out the door. Needless to say, I […]