Dear Murray I want to start taking yoga. Do you know of any good yoga studios? -Twisted in Tinseltown Lemme tell ya about people who take yoga. I know this guy, we’ll call him SAL VENICE from CLIFFSIDE PARK, NEW JERSEY. Sal had this roommate named Barry who was really […]
This guy at work has been saying really creepy things to me and I don’t know how to deal with him. Any advice? -kris Lady, you ain’t never heard creepy. Once, when I was in about sixth grade, me and my friends were walking to school. We always stopped and […]
Dear Murray: I don’t mean like dear heart or honey dear – sonny-boy Jim, I mean, you know, dear Murray. Got that? What’s wrong with just fucking being yourself? The proliferation of – I hate to say this, but mostly chicks who put up photo’s for their myspace – that’s […]
Dear Murray, i’ve got this friend that i’ve known for about 10 years or so, and the funny thing is that her husband and mine are best friends. whenever he comes back from being over at their house, or out to lunch with them or whatever, he’s always got a […]
Dear Murray What are your thoughts on prostitution? Should it be legalized or not? It sucks having to go all the way to Tijuana to get some easy ass. -Horny in Hollywood Lemme tell ya, it’s a sad fucking cuntry we live in when you can sell your soul, but […]