Dear Murray: My boyfriend of six years and I have been thinking about getting back together. Should we? -Kelly Six years? Are you fucking serious? Haven’t you had enough? In six years, my ex wife got fat, lost 100 lbs, got fat again, lost 75 lbs., got fat again, lost […]
Dear Murray:The new terrorist threat: ladies who ground a flight over something so ignorant Toilet Paper Dust Diverts Vegas-Bound Flight All that time & money wasted to the shitter! The fuel spent on the extra landing/take off. The paychecks of the law enforcement called, investigators, etc. The money spent on […]
It’s Friday, I’m lazy + bored as hell. So, I’m gonna cop off of Olbermann here, and name my Dumbest Mofo in the Whole World for today, Sept. 21, 2007. This is a pretty difficult decision. How can you pick just one, when Dane Cook is sitting out there? I […]
Dear Murray:I made a few rape jokes at work and a couple of people got really worked up about it. Are these jokes off limits? They were really funny. Thanks, Dre Ain’t nothin that gets people’s panties all balled and gagged like a good RAPE joke! A few years ago, […]
Life can be rough, being in a brand new big city, not a goddamned friend in the whole town. You were just fired from your job. You’re collecting unemployment. Your day consists of: waking at 11, grabbing a breakfast burrito from Jim’s Burgers, an Oil Tanker Gulp– from 7-11 (your […]