Dear Murray what do you think about a recently divorced guy who’s 38 years old, has long bleached-blonde hair, wears big chains and just got his nipples and his tongue pierced? i have to work with this guy and i’m beginning to wonder if maybe he’s some sort of latent […]
Dear Murray So I’ve been invited to a “friend of a friend’s” house for Dinner. And although I’m very grateful (I’ve met these people 2-3 times), I’m a little apprehensive. They’re kind, eloquent, educated, and planning on having a houseful of 12-16 sort-of-strangers at their house for Dinner. Everyone’s brining […]
Dear Murray You’d look much sexier without the beard. Will you shave it? -Angela THERE YOU GO trying to change me again. You don’t get a beard like this without lotsa hard work. Look at those dudes in ZZ Top. YEARS of hard work, and it paid off. They are […]
Dear Murray: I have recently turned 40. (thanks for the comment pal) anyway I have started farting since my birthday!! Its weird we had soft non gassy foods at my celebration because my teeth starting falling out a couple of days before my b-day and my doc said nothing spicy…Do […]
Dear Murray I am a REALLY horny young man and masturbation alone doesn’t quench my thirst. I haven’t gotten laid in 3 months and I am going crazy. A friend told me that Craigslist is a great idea, so i posted this ad today: FREE SWEDISH MASSAGE TONIGHT ———————————————————————— Reply […]