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Posted in : Bitches, Dreams and Delusions on by : Dear Murray , freemiumfreemiumfreemiumfreemiumfreemiumfreemiumfreemium Comments: 4

Dear Murray What are your thoughts on prostitution? Should it be legalized or not? It sucks having to go all the way to Tijuana to get some easy ass. -Horny in Hollywood Lemme tell ya, it’s a sad fucking cuntry we live in when you can sell your soul, but you can’t sell your ass…

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Dear Murray How can I erase a speeding ticket from another state without waking up next to a horse’s head? Stupid fucking California DMV won’t let me get a license here until I pay this other stupid fucking state. -Johnny Knuckles Just why do ya need a California license is what I wanna know. Unless..

Posted in : Dreams and Delusions, Stupid White People on by : Dear Murray , freemiumfreemiumfreemiumfreemium Comments: 3

Dear Murray i am a germany born eastern european female in my mid 20s, medium blonde with green blue eyes.I watch all those cool videos on MTV with 50 cent and now I want to start wearing doorags, so I can fit in. Do you think the bruthaz will notice if that am not really..