This media election coverage is pissing me off. It’s bad enough that all the candidates are stealing the buzzword from my campaign for president. “Hey, lady, can you spare some CHANGE?” -Murray, 2003. Now, all anyone can talk about is CHANGE, CHANGE, CHANGE. What kind of change can some of […]
Dear Murray My boyfriend is obsessed with comic books and video games. Lately, I haven’t been getting any action at all. He stays up all hours of the night playing the X-box, and I go to bed early and alone. Do I have to smash the game into a million […]
Dear Murray So, My boyfriend whom i met online 2 years ago, and I just spent a wonderful long weekend together in Seattle. He is from California. I live in Washington. This is the third time we’ve met in 2 years…NOt alot, but we are just now getting to the […]
Dear Murray Here’s my dilemma: Currently my life is okay. I’m 24, earned a Bachelor’s degree, have a job which I don’t mind too much that pays well and live with my family while I’m paying off my student loans (under 10K). However, as much as I love my parents […]
Dear Murray Do guys prefer hair “down there” to be completely shaved or do they like a landing strip? Do men these days even like big 70’s bush anymore? By the way…are you circumsized? Inquiring minds wanna know. Agatha Kansas City, Ks. Well, obviously, you’re on the Kansas side of […]