Hook, line, sinker, and dumb bitches 4
Dear Murray
so if a guy says he’ll call you back and doesn’t, but sends you an email apologizing for not callin you back and sayin he’ll call you that night and doesn’t.. What is up w/ that? Not interested, playin games, or just fuckin busy?
-Karen
I’ll bet his old man was alot like mine. When I was a boy, pops sat me on his knee and said “son, you wanna marry a woman who can cook for you, fetch you a beer and has GREAT BIG KNOCKERS.”
You ever watch those fishing shows on TV? These guys sit around throwing out their fishing line, they hook a fish, reel it in a bit, let the fish think it’s gonna get free, then they yank the mother outta the water. They show it off to everyone, and throw it back in the water.
You can learn a lot from fishing shows. Now leave me the fuck alone.
That is one of the greatest analogies I think I have ever heard.
You are just as funny now as you were a year ago!
Call him. Call him until he says he loves you. Never stop calling.
Apparently, she doesn’t give good enough head to even get a fuckin callback.