Stalking you, stalking me

Creepin’ christ, you fucking kooks. Dearmurray.com is a privately-owned blog. If I had corporate backing, do you think my site would look so shitty and be powered by WordPress with a fucking out of the box premade template? Oh, and wordpress is a free install with a godaddy hosting account, dipshits. No domain mapping whatever bullshit necessary. Hell, I managed to get that far in setting this shit up before …continue…

Goin to the Chapel, and We’re… Gonna Get Herpes

Dear Murray: I need your help. I have this friend who has been in a relationship for about 10 years. They’ve been engaged for the past four years, but about a year ago, my friend got suspicious of her fiance and went through his wallet. She found out that he had been soliciting prostitutes. The next thing I knew, she had stepped up their wedding plans. All she could talk …continue…

A Stripper’s Bloody Dilemma

Dear Murray: I’ve always been curious about how strippers deal with the flow. Although the Mesopotamians (hell, every ancient culture) believed that women shouldn’t work, prepare food, or travel whilst bleeding, modern girls can’t just take a week off. But what if you work naked? Thongs with a tampon string hanging out are so not hot, cramps aside. And the blood-smeared pole-ew! I’m sure some working girls read your column; …continue…

Dear Murray accused of assault with a deadly copy & paste!

This morning, I received the following email: From: Larry Sinclair (Add as Preferred Sender) ? Date: Thu, Feb 21, 2008 10:13 am To: murray@dearmurray.com Murray, this cooment I am sure will be edited to your needs. However, I am notifying you that the comments you have cut and pasted from comments section on my youtube video are not authorized to be posted in your hilarious attempts to discredit me. Notice …continue…

Middle-Aged Whore-in-Training

Dear Murray: Okay, here’s the story: We’ve been apart on and off for about 4 months now. You probably remember me from a situation that happened here with him a month and a half ago..the whole thing was a bunch of crap and he lied big time about us not being together..but anyway, He’s been online meeting other females, took them out when we weren’t together for a day or …continue…