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Leave the damned kitten in the tree!

by Dear Murray on Apr 07 2008

Dear Murray, I’m six years younger than him, but already I can tell I’ve been through so much more Life. He sounds so naive sometimes, and I haven’t even told him. Oh Murray, I just couldn’t bear to see him hurt. What am I to do? -Wise Beyond My Years You have a duty to break that mothafucka in right. There’s no room for naivety in this goddamned world. Ya …continue…

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