Comments on: Naw, baby, ain’t loved NOBODY like I love you

By: Baron von Awesome

Baron von Awesome — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:42:52 +0000

That’s right, get that uterus bright, not just white!

By: Old Dirt Mcgirt A.K.A. Dirt'e

Old Dirt Mcgirt A.K.A. Dirt'e — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 21:21:07 +0000

Come on, computer hos aint like the real thang! It’s a fantasy world, you should encourage your man to partake in the world wide interweb, after all Al Gore invented it. Anything Al Gore says has got to be the gospel and good for you. You gotta get online and find your man and start role play’n bitch, thats all he wants.
Oh and bridges are cheap these days!

By: King Gonad

King Gonad — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 19:34:36 +0000

Especially the one about the witch that fattens up those kids to eat them.

By: King Gonad

King Gonad — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 19:33:31 +0000

He loves you. Why else would he have those email correspondences to other women on his computer? TO PROVE HOW MUCH HE’S CHANGED!!!11!

And while we’re on the subject, bleach makes an excellent douche.

By: Baron von Awesome

Baron von Awesome — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 19:29:48 +0000

hey! you stole that from a Calvin-Kline-for-her fragrance ad; CK Tj Bordello

By: Martini Whore

Martini Whore — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 19:25:29 +0000

He just misses her familiar, smells-like-a-gutter-in-NYC pussy.

By: Baron von Awesome

Baron von Awesome — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 19:14:43 +0000

I don’t think you deserve to be with a saint like this guy. He claims to have stopped talking to other girls, that’s almost as good as not talking to other ladies. He’s even taking you out at night. Hold on tight to this prince among men babygirl. It’s like a fairy-tale come true.

By: josh

josh — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 19:04:23 +0000

thats ur man lady u cant let him go without a fight

make it a cage match 2 the death