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# Dear Murray

Real Advice for Real People

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## Posts

- [Will Beg for Caviar](http://dearmurray.com/will-beg-for-caviar/) - Shut up and take what you can get, bitches!
- [Humility and the art of baby-naming](http://dearmurray.com/humility-and-the-art-of-baby-naming/) - How to choose the right baby name, to ensure your kid gets the total shit beaten out of them.
- [It's No Fun (Being a Genesis Song)](http://dearmurray.com/its-no-fun-being-a-genesis-song/) - Turds without borders.
- [How to Catch the Right One](http://dearmurray.com/how-to-catch-the-right-one/) - Bitches, you're trying too damned hard, and using all the wrong bait.
- [Health care? Bring on Murraycare!](http://dearmurray.com/health-care-bring-on-murraycare/) - Murray's got a fool proof method for universal health care. It's worth a gamble.
- [Like this Page or the Terrorists Win!](http://dearmurray.com/like-this-page-or-the-terrorists-win/) - It's never too soon to capitalize on grief!
- [The Fine Art of Grudge Fucking](http://dearmurray.com/the-fine-art-of-grudge-fucking/) - Hating a bitch is the best foreplay.
- [When Nobody in Your Own State Will Love You](http://dearmurray.com/when-nobody-in-your-own-stat-will-love-you/) - No, really. This will be the one time in history that long-distance shit works. Promise.
- [ Murray's 12 steps to cure you from being a DICK ](http://dearmurray.com/murrays-12-steps-to-cure-you-from-being-a-dick/) - 12 Steps got you down? Murray's 12 step program will cure you for good!
- [Which Domestic Violence Movie are YOU?](http://dearmurray.com/which-domestic-violence-movie-are-you/) - This dude got himself caught up in a straight up Lifetime movie drama. Way to go, dumbass!
- [See the World's Stupidest Car: the Clown Shoe](http://dearmurray.com/see-the-worlds-stupidest-car-the-clown-shoe/) - What recession? How can we complain about the economy when some asshole still has the time and money to make crap like this in their garage? Yes, that's a real genuine homemade "Ronald McDonald" clown shoe car, captured on the streets of Portland, Oregon. Parents, don't let your kids near that shit. It's a trap!
- [Bitch Stealing Yo' Man](http://dearmurray.com/bitch-stealing-yo-man/) - She's banging a married man, and proud of it. Whore.
- [A Car Tells a Thousand Words](http://dearmurray.com/a-car-tells-a-thousand-words/) - What does your car say about YOU?
- [A Love Letter to Walmart](http://dearmurray.com/a-love-letter-to-walmart/) - Where else can you see fucked up shit, like Walmart?
- [Wanna Do Some Blow?](http://dearmurray.com/wanna-do-some-blow/) - Dear Murray: After binging on cocaine for 12 days, I experienced some rough heart palpitations. I sent my rent-a-girl home, gave her the rest of the white as a tip, went to bed and got some sleep. Its been two days and I haven't touched the Bolivian Marching Powder but my heart still beats irregularly
- [Your Blog is Complete Balls](http://dearmurray.com/your-blog-is-complete-balls/) - Dear Murray, been reading your blog now for a while and i have to say "good work" its just so funny, how do you do it? why cant i make my blog funny too? mine is complete balls compared to yours, so i have just gave in tryin. Doyle There may be more truth in
- [Do nice guys really finish last?](http://dearmurray.com/do-nice-guys-really-finish-last/) - Dear Murray, Do nice guys really finish last? I already know the answer, because I am a nice guy, but I think it would be entertaining and informative to hear your point of view. Thanks. Well, this just may be the most redundant question ever. Why do nice guys finish last? BECAUSE IT'S SO GODDAMNED
- [CNN: The Change News Network](http://dearmurray.com/cnn-the-change-news-network/) - Everbody's talking about change
- [Suck my PETA](http://dearmurray.com/suck-my-peta/) - How to kill a rat.
- [Thinkin' about your gash hole](http://dearmurray.com/thinkin-about-your-gash-hole/) - Dear Murray: Being a girl that like girls is really fucking hard because girls really can suck. Well, I got dumped about five months ago but we have remained friends. I haven't talked to her in about a month. Now, I really miss her but she is pressing for me to "get over her". So
- [Murray's Health and the Ambassador from Ecuador](http://dearmurray.com/murrays-health-and-the-ambassador-from-ecuador/) - Murray doesn't need any doctors!
- [Hippies give ME IBS](http://dearmurray.com/hippies-give-me-ibs/) - How to deal with irritable bowel and hippies
- [Hope through inflatables](http://dearmurray.com/hope-through-inflatibles/) - How to deal with erectile dysfunction
- [The Melrose-style mid-life crisis](http://dearmurray.com/the-melrose-style-mid-life-crisis/) - Old dudes, please don't get piercings
- [Let them Eat TV DINNERS!](http://dearmurray.com/let-them-eat-tv-dinners/) - ZZ Top should be president
- [The Revolution WILL be Televised](http://dearmurray.com/the-revolution-will-be-televised/) - The revolution will be a reality TV show.
- [You can't get a ticket for being a cracker](http://dearmurray.com/you-cant-get-a-ticket-for-being-a-cracker/) - How to avoid a speeding ticket in California? BE WHITE!
- [Larry Sinclair is a fucking nut job](http://dearmurray.com/larry-sinclair-is-a-fucking-nut-job/) - The internets has brought us, above all else, the ability for any nutjob with access to a computer the opportunity to spew some shit out into the world. I present the case of Larry Sinclair, who has posted a video on YouTube, claiming that in November, 1999, he met Barack Obama in Chicago, took him
- [Why are Ron Paul supporters working so hard to defame Obama?](http://dearmurray.com/why-are-ron-paul-supporters-working-so-hard-to-defame-obama/) - Why are Ron Paul supporters working so hard to defame Obama?
- [Larry Sinclair: welfare recipient?](http://dearmurray.com/larry-sinclair-welfare-recipient/) - Larry Sinclair, the man who claims to have done all sorts of things with Senator Barack Obama in the back of his (Larry\'s) limo, has filed a \"civil rights\" lawsuit in Federal Court, and the court papers reveal that Larry... lives in federally subsidized housing?
- [Dear Murray accused of assault with a deadly copy & paste!](http://dearmurray.com/dear-murray-accused-of-assault-with-a-deadly-copy-paste/) - Larry Sinclair threatens Dear Murray with a lawsuit for \"copying and pasting\"
- [Dear Sarah Palin](http://dearmurray.com/dear-sarah-palin/) - Murray's cheat sheet for Sarah Palin for the Vice Presidential debates
- [Pissdrinking for Profit](http://dearmurray.com/pissdrinking-for-profit/) - Work sucks
- [In case of DICK, break glass](http://dearmurray.com/in-case-of-dick-break-glass/) - Dear Murray - I am in love. It is honestly the most healthy open relationship I've ever been in, and he treats me better than I could have ever expected. But I have issues(who doesn't?). he has a lot of friends who are girls, he always has...I was one of them at one point. it
- [Leave the damned kitten in the tree!](http://dearmurray.com/leave-the-damned-kitten-in-the-tree/) - Dating someone who is so naive.
- [Did anyone ever tell you you look like?](http://dearmurray.com/did-anyone-ever-tell-you-you-look-like/) - Dear Murray, Why do so many strangers think I look like someone they know? Is the gene pool slipping so much that we are all looking alike? Should I just become a body double? Signed, No, I'm not that guy. You know it's a sad state of society when one of the first questions potential
- [Does this blog make me look fat?](http://dearmurray.com/does-this-blog-make-me-look-fat/) - Help! I\'m anorexic!
- [Stalking you, stalking me](http://dearmurray.com/stalking-you-stalking-me/) - Creepin' christ, you fucking kooks. Dearmurray.com is a privately-owned blog. If I had corporate backing, do you think my site would look so shitty and be powered by WordPress with a fucking out of the box premade template? Oh, and wordpress is a free install with a godaddy hosting account, dipshits. No domain mapping whatever
- [Goin to the Chapel, and We're... Gonna Get Herpes](http://dearmurray.com/goin-to-the-chapel-and-were-gonna-get-herpes/) - My friend keeps taking her cheating man back
- [A Stripper's Bloody Dilemma](http://dearmurray.com/a-strippers-bloody-dilemma/) - Welcome to Murray\'s House of Hos and Flows!
- [Middle-Aged Whore-in-Training](http://dearmurray.com/middle-aged-whore-in-training/) - Wah wah wah why won't he love me?
- [Mama said knock you out](http://dearmurray.com/mama-said-knock-you-out/) - Why won\'t my boyfriend stop driving me fucking nuts?
- [Sugar on the Rag](http://dearmurray.com/sugar-on-the-rag/) - Why won\'t anyone listen to me while I\'m bleeding?
- [You must be 42 inches tall to ride this emotional rollercoaster](http://dearmurray.com/you-must-be-42-inches-tall-to-ride-this-emotional-rollercoaster/) - Fools and their dating dilemmas.
- [Picking your plaque and smelling it, too](http://dearmurray.com/picking-your-plaque-and-smelling-it-too/) - Disgusting habits
- [Seeing is Believing!](http://dearmurray.com/seeing-is-believing/) - Should I date someone who is seeing someone else?
- [Fuck the PO-lice, become the PO-lice!](http://dearmurray.com/fuck-the-po-lice-become-the-po-lice/) - Let\'s all crack some skulls
- [Fuck Buddy Gone Sour](http://dearmurray.com/fuck-buddy-gone-sour/) - Dear Murray, A couple of months ago I broke rule #1: I fucked a guy from work. Hey, I was working overtime which limited my social circles. I was honest from the get-go, saying, "Look this is just sex. Nothing less, nothing more. I'm 31 years old and the whole world WILL suffer if I
- [Dude even sucks at stalking!](http://dearmurray.com/dude-even-sucks-at-stalking/) - Can\'t get laid, can\'t stalk properly
- [My Boyfriend Gots to get the Power Up!](http://dearmurray.com/my-boyfriend-gots-to-get-the-power-up/) - My boyfriend loves comic books and games more than me.
- [Online Lovers - THAT'S WHAT WE ARE](http://dearmurray.com/online-lovers-thats-what-we-are/) - Online relationships are GAY.
- [Decision time: move in with the family, or blow my fucking head off](http://dearmurray.com/decision-time-move-in-with-the-family-or-blow-my-fucking-head-off/) - Should I move in with my family?
- [Pubic Topiaries are the Fashion of the Future!](http://dearmurray.com/pubic-topiaries-are-the-fashion-of-the-future/) - Get creative with those pubes!
- [Lovin' like a broken fucking record](http://dearmurray.com/lovin-like-a-broken-fucking-record/) - Soak wash spin rinse repeat
- [Dyin' to Jerk it](http://dearmurray.com/dyin-to-jerk-it/) - Masturbation kills you a little bit at a time.
- [Moving to Bum Fucking Nowhere for a Piece of Ass](http://dearmurray.com/moving-to-bum-fucking-nowhere-for-a-piece-of-ass/) - Is it worth moving to middle america for a girl?
- [How many Coreys does it take to ruin an acting career?](http://dearmurray.com/how-many-coreys-does-it-take-to-ruin-an-acting-career/) - Corey Haim is so hot!
- [Zen and the Art of Dating Assholes](http://dearmurray.com/zen-and-the-art-of-dating-assholes/) - Why do nice guys bore me?
- [Dudes are growing invisible vaginas](http://dearmurray.com/dudes-are-growing-invisible-vaginas/) - Another pussy assed dude
- [Blue light special on dumping your ass!](http://dearmurray.com/blue-light-special-on-dumping-your-ass/) - My boyfriend is stuck in retail
- [The cost of dating and the good sex discount](http://dearmurray.com/the-cost-of-dating-and-the-good-sex-discount/) - Should we keep having sex or what?
- [Desperate to bang anything!](http://dearmurray.com/desperate-to-bang-anything/) - Help! Need sex badly!
- [Whiny ass bitch loses grip on reality](http://dearmurray.com/whiny-ass-bitch-loses-grip-on-reality/) - Oh god, what an attention whore
- [Your ass smells like your foot, your foot smells like ASS](http://dearmurray.com/your-ass-smells-like-your-foot-your-foot-smells-like-ass/) - How can I fix my horrible body odor?
- [Fate ain't nothin but the name of an ugly ass stripper](http://dearmurray.com/fate-aint-nothin-but-the-name-of-an-ugly-ass-stripper/) - Do you believe in fate?
- [Are people born dumbasses, or are they just raise that way?](http://dearmurray.com/are-people-born-dumbasses-or-are-they-just-raise-that-way/) - Stupid gaybashing motherfuckers
- [If you f*ckin' can't say it, you can't FUCKING HAVE IT](http://dearmurray.com/if-you-cant-say-it-you-cant-have-it/) - Bouncing from relationship to relationship
- [Give him the booty. THAT'LL SHOW HIM!](http://dearmurray.com/give-him-the-booty-thatll-show-him/) - What to do when he leaves after sex.
- [When couple friends break up](http://dearmurray.com/when-couple-friends-break-up/) - Oh the drama when couple friends have disputes.
- [Dealing with a hot date when the red river is flowing](http://dearmurray.com/dealing-with-a-hot-date-when-the-red-river-is-flowing/) - Dating while on your period
- [There's no whining in football (especially when you win!)](http://dearmurray.com/theres-no-whining-in-football-especially-when-you-win/) - Colts cheating? Piped in noise noisegate colts patriots fuck the patriots
- [If Only You Were Lonely, Too](http://dearmurray.com/if-only-you-were-lonely-too/) - How to pick up women in bars
- [Up yer ass with Donnie Darko!](http://dearmurray.com/up-yer-ass-with-donnie-darko/) - Why am I still single?
- [Up the creek without a rubber](http://dearmurray.com/up-the-creek-without-a-rubber/) - Whose responsibility is it to buy the condoms?
- [Stupid Bullshit that dudes say and the stupid bitches who fall for it](http://dearmurray.com/stupid-bullshit-that-dudes-say-and-the-stupid-bitches-who-fall-for-it/) - Why do dudes say such stupid things to pick up chicks?
- [Esteem and motivation are inversely proportionate](http://dearmurray.com/esteem-and-motivation-are-inversely-proportionate/) - Fuck your self esteem!
- [His cheatin' heart (is only a sign of how much he cares)](http://dearmurray.com/his-cheatin-heart-is-only-a-sign-of-how-much-he-cares/) - How can I confront someone who is cheating?
- [Do deaf people sign dirty during sex?](http://dearmurray.com/do-deaf-people-sign-dirty-during-sex/) - Should I date a deaf guy?
- [When the dude wants a gentle fingerbang (in his ass)](http://dearmurray.com/when-the-dude-wants-a-gentle-fingerbang-in-his-ass/) - Boyfriend wants her to do nasty, dirty, naughty boy things.
- [Bush unveils plan to fight Southern California wildfires](http://dearmurray.com/bush-unveils-plan-to-fight-southern-california-wildfires/) - By Dear Murray Associated Pests President Bush on Friday revealed his administration's plan to quell the raging wildfires that have spread throughout Southern California. "In short," Bush said with a smug grin, "drop New Orleans on it." "I've spoken to the people of Malibu, and I feel for them. So, I thought to myself, 'what
- [An open letter to my stalkers, you suck](http://dearmurray.com/an-open-letter-to-my-stalkers-you-suck/) - I deserve better stalkers
- [Coffee? Never ask me about my coffee](http://dearmurray.com/coffee-never-ask-me-about-my-coffee/) - Barristas run the world.
- [Love your fellow man, love his hair lip](http://dearmurray.com/love-your-fellow-man-love-his-hair-lip/) - What to do when you\'re not attracted to the man you\'re dating.
- [LA, Chicago, or New York: who are the biggest assholes?](http://dearmurray.com/la-chicago-or-new-york-who-are-the-biggest-assholes/) - Murray compares Chicago, Los Angeles, and New York City.
- [Yet another asskisser](http://dearmurray.com/yet-another-asskisser/) - I love you Murray. OH GOD I LOVE YOU, MURRAY.
- [The ol' finger in the ass yoga power stance!](http://dearmurray.com/the-ol-finger-in-the-ass-yoga-power-stance/) - Thinking about starting yoga?
- [Like an angry STUDLY bull in a knick knack shop... ](http://dearmurray.com/like-an-angry-studly-bull-in-a-knick-knack-shop/) - Why do people pretend to be something that they\'re not?
- [I've got more creepy in my little finger than your whole lifetime](http://dearmurray.com/ive-got-more-creepy-in-my-little-finger-than-your-whole-lifetime/) - Advice on dealing with creepy guys at work.
- [Is it more titties in my football, or more football in my titties?](http://dearmurray.com/is-it-more-titties-in-my-football-or-more-football-in-my-titties/) - Women folk gots so much drama
- [Internet Dating Disasters, episode 10: Lisa](http://dearmurray.com/internet-dating-disasters-episode-10-lisacategory-romance-and-relationships/) - Yet another Internet Dating Disaster
- [You can love your job, but don’t rape your job](http://dearmurray.com/you-can-love-your-job-but-don’t-rape-your-jobcategory-life/) - Making jokes at work
- [DUMBEST MOFO IN THE WHOLE WORLD!](http://dearmurray.com/dumbest-mofo-in-the-whole-worldcategory-movies-tv-celebrities/) - Chris Crocker must die.
- [LIVIN IN A P-P-PARANOID WORLD](http://dearmurray.com/livin-in-a-p-p-paranoid-worldcategory-news-and-politics/) - Dear Murray:The new terrorist threat: ladies who ground a flight over something so ignorant Toilet Paper Dust Diverts Vegas-Bound Flight All that time & money wasted to the shitter! The fuel spent on the extra landing/take off. The paychecks of the law enforcement called, investigators, etc. The money spent on the airplane employees while they
- [The 7 year itch, in reverse](http://dearmurray.com/the-7-year-itch-in-reverse/) - Dear Murray: My boyfriend of six years and I have been thinking about getting back together. Should we? -Kelly Six years? Are you fucking serious? Haven't you had enough? In six years, my ex wife got fat, lost 100 lbs, got fat again, lost 75 lbs., got fat again, lost 50 lbs. If you're doing
- [Hook, line, sinker, and dumb bitches](http://dearmurray.com/hook-line-sinker-and-dumb-bitches/) - Why won\'t he call me back?
- [867-530-you're a dumbass!](http://dearmurray.com/867-530-youre-a-dumbass/) - Dear Murray: I met this girl in a bar, and we really hit it off. I asked her for her number, and she gave it to me. I've called her twice, and she hasn't returned my call. What's up with that? Thanks, Jeff I have a feeling that she hasn't had time to return your
- [Too old to rock (I need my sleep)](http://dearmurray.com/too-old-to-rock-i-need-my-sleep/) - When it\'s time to quit the band
- [Mutilation and the Kingdom of Heaven](http://dearmurray.com/mutilation-and-the-kingdom-of-heavencategory-life/) - Should I get my son circumcized?
- [Lick my Circumorbital Hematoma](http://dearmurray.com/lick-my-circumorbital-hematoma/) - Kinky sex
- [Ze Tiger AWAITS](http://dearmurray.com/ze-tiger-awaits/) - Roomate can\'t get over a girl
- [My job sucks (OMG I BET I'M THE ONLY ONE!)](http://dearmurray.com/my-job-sucks-omg-i-bet-im-the-only-one/) - Should I quit my job?
- [SEIZE THIS, BITCHES!](http://dearmurray.com/seize-this-bitchescategory-life/) - What to do when your doctor is over medicating you
- [BITCHES IS SNITCHES](http://dearmurray.com/bitches-is-snitches/) - This blog is about the finer points of bitches
- [The bi-coastal love pyramid scheme](http://dearmurray.com/the-bi-coastal-pyramid-scheme/) - Torn between two lovers. Wah wah wah.
- [Just who the creepin' hell is Dear Murray?](http://dearmurray.com/just-who-the-creepin-hell-is-dear-murray/) - All about the manliest man man ever, Dear Murray
- [Two words: DOG BALLS](http://dearmurray.com/two-words-dog-balls/) - British people are funny. They love dog balls!
- [Flowing like the River Nile](http://dearmurray.com/flowing-like-the-river-nile/) - Help for your periods.
- [I put the A in ASSHOLE!](http://dearmurray.com/i-put-the-a-in-assholecategory-movies-tv-celebrities/) - Dear Murray is YOUR GOD
- [Doggie 9-1-1 is a joke](http://dearmurray.com/doggie-9-1-1-is-a-joke/) - I need help finding a vet.
- [Murray's 100% Guaranteed plan for LOSING WEIGHT!](http://dearmurray.com/murrays-100-guaranteed-plan-for-losing-weight/) - Murray tells you how to lose weight!
- [NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER](http://dearmurray.com/nobody-puts-baby-in-a-corner/) - Why do women love to dance so much?
- [Bush, like all other robots, IS evil](http://dearmurray.com/bush-like-all-other-robots-is-evil/) - Learn to think for yourself, fuckers.
- [Wash Day Woes](http://dearmurray.com/wash-day-woes/) - What to do with your dirty laundry.
- [Is the president gay?](http://dearmurray.com/is-the-president-gay/) - George Dubya is too homely to be gay.
- [Horny for Craigslist](http://dearmurray.com/horny-for-craigslist/) - Craigslist, a place for horny dudes.
- [Help! I'm farting and I can't get up!](http://dearmurray.com/help-im-farting-and-i-cant-get-up/) - What to do when your body starts falling apart.
- [WHEN THE STALKING STOPS](http://dearmurray.com/when-the-stalking-stops/) - Life is lonely without stalkers
- [In-a-Bhagavad-Gita-Baby](http://dearmurray.com/in-a-bhagavad-gita-baby/) - I want to be a better person
- [Naw, baby, ain't loved NOBODY like I love you](http://dearmurray.com/naw-baby-i-aint-loved-nobody-like-i-love-you/) - My ex wants me back. Should I take him back?
- [JESUS FREAKIN YNGWIE MALMSTEEN CHRIST](http://dearmurray.com/jesus-freakin-yngwie-malmsteen-christ/) - Stop with the fucking cock rock metal, people!
- [Leave that job in STYLE](http://dearmurray.com/leave-that-job-in-style/) - How to make them remember you when you quit your job!
- [Whores, Incorporated](http://dearmurray.com/whores-incorporated/) - Legalize it! Legalize prostitution!
- [Kickin it on Magnolia in the Burbank Hoods](http://dearmurray.com/kickin-it-on-magnolia-in-the-burbank-hoods/) - Quit pretending, whitey.

## Pages

- [Write My Ass](http://dearmurray.com/contact/)
- [Murray Who?](http://dearmurray.com/about/) - Dear Murray is a tasty, tasty bitch beloved and feared by hordes of basement-dwelling illiterati and their fierce antagonists, the Grammar Nazis. He single-handedly turned the webcam whorefest of Myspace into a lively commerce of ideas, including whether or not the TUBGIRL photo will ever be topped as a postmodern expression of the inexpressible. According
- [Old Shit](http://dearmurray.com/archives/) - Browse through the massive archives by date and category. Once you've read every single post, I expect a full book report, bitches! [smart_archives]

## Categories

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- [Internet Dating Disasters](http://dearmurray.com/category/internet-dating-disasters/)
- [Old farts](http://dearmurray.com/category/old-farts/)
- [Love that's done FUCKED](http://dearmurray.com/category/love-thats-done-fucked/)
- [Stupid White People](http://dearmurray.com/category/stupid-white-people/)

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