Humility and the art of baby-naming

Dear Murray, My woman wants to name our baby boy Draco. Well, I think that’s the best idea I’ve ever heard. There are plenty of kids out there named Moon or Rock or Earthfart, and they desperately need someone else’s ass to kick. You’ll be doing the world a great service! People really need to think about the repercussions of the name they stick their chilluns with. Picking a name …continue…

It’s No Fun (Being a Genesis Song)

What are your thought on illegal immigration? I say fuck ’em! If their forefathers were too lazy and stupid to hang on to their real estate that’s not our problem. Plus, look what squalid garbage heap countries most of these people come from. What makes us think our country won’t end up looking exactly like that??! I say we bill the countries of origin of these assholes and start tying …continue…

How to Catch the Right One

Dear Murray: Feed my some of your wisdom. What is your viewpoint on Love in general. I am a mother of one and my husband and I are seperated. I doubt that we will ever get back together. I am quite sure it will end in divorce. I am not ready to date obviously, but when I finally am, what would some good advice be for getting back into the …continue…