What recession? How can we complain about the economy when some asshole still has the time and money to make crap like this in their garage? Yes, that’s a real genuine homemade “Ronald McDonald” clown shoe car, captured on the streets of Portland, Oregon. Parents, don’t let your kids near […]
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Dear Murray, My fiance’ was in an abusive marriage before I met her. Her ex-husband is like the King of Douches. How can I deal with this problem without involving police, or at least becoming a suspect? Overprotective in Wisconsin Haha. Sucks to be you! Here, you thought you were […]
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Dear Murray: Being a girl that like girls is really fucking hard because girls really can suck. Well, I got dumped about five months ago but we have remained friends. I haven’t talked to her in about a month. Now, I really miss her but she is pressing for me […]
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Dear Murray, I volunteer at Much Love Animal Shelter, I am a devout vegan and I don’t believe in the death penalty, but something happened tonight that shook me to the bone. I don’t know what happened. I think my feral animal nature over-rode my animal-loving nature, but today I […]
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Dear Murray: Do you have much knowledge or thoughts on 12 step programs? One of my questions, can you recover from addiction to crack cocaine but be able to drink socially at some point? You know Murray ain’t never needed any 12-step program. The first step would be them […]
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