Decision time: move in with the family, or blow my fucking head off

Dear Murray Here’s my dilemma: Currently my life is okay. I’m 24, earned a Bachelor’s degree, have a job which I don’t mind too much that pays well and live with my family while I’m paying off my student loans (under 10K). However, as much as I love my parents and my brother, sometimes I would rather put a fork in my eye than be there. Additionally, I’m constantly travelling …continue…

Pubic Topiaries are the Fashion of the Future!

Dear Murray Do guys prefer hair “down there” to be completely shaved or do they like a landing strip? Do men these days even like big 70’s bush anymore? By the way…are you circumsized? Inquiring minds wanna know. Agatha Kansas City, Ks. Well, obviously, you’re on the Kansas side of the river, considering you gotta be ASKING this question. They trim that shit in MIZZOU! Personally, I can’t think of …continue…

Dyin’ to Jerk it

Dear Murray I’ve heard rumors about how masturbating can make you weak. I’ve heard how athletes abstain from sexual activity prior to a game because it drains their energy or adversely affects their stamina. Is there any truth to the rumor that either getting some, or beating your meat can adversely affect athletic performance? -Petered Outin Pennsylvania Lemme tell ya about my FAVORITE RELIGION: Tantra. Aww yeah. I don’t mean …continue…