Fate ain’t nothin but the name of an ugly ass stripper

Dear Murray Do you believe in fate? Do you believe that things are out of our control, and no matter what we do, we can never avoid our destiny? -namaste Christ, they’ve just gone straight to mainlining the fuckin patchouli these days, haven’t they? Here’s the thing about fate: it’s only as good as the motherfuckers in charge of controlling it. There’s a whole bunch of people out there who …continue…

Are people born dumbasses, or are they just raise that way?

Dear Murray Are people born faggots? I don’t like gay people and think they are bad people who molest children. My dad says they make kids gay too. I am confused because I don’t want to be gay like those Queer Eye Guys. Taylor Well, first of all, we’re talking about two entirely separate things here. I do believe many gay people are born that way. Whether it’s genetics or …continue…

If you f*ckin’ can’t say it, you can’t FUCKING HAVE IT

Dear Murray Here’s my dilemma. There is a dude I’ve been feelin’. He was really into me in the beginning and I honestly was using him to get over someone else. Well, I basically carried him and he kinda snapped out of it and realized how much he liked me and how uncool that was. So I realized I was feelin’ him, a lot. But by the time I did, …continue…

When couple friends break up

Dear Murray Just recently, I have broken up with a long-term boyfriend due to issues we could not work out. However, we became very close with another couple while dating. Since the break up, the couple has been distant and awkward around me, although I never speak about the ex or the breakup. I told them I do not want them in the middle, so I never bring up the …continue…